One man comes to another and says,
♪ Congratulations, I have a baby!
Another responds:
♪ What about the wife?
♪ She doesn't know. ♪ ♪

- Gene! Genaaaa... ♪ !
- Sparking voice Yeah, what happened?
- Listen, Gene, do you love me?
- Damm... ♪ What's the question? Of course I do!
- What?
- No, fuck off!

Dad, doesn't witches exist?
Father, looking at the current:
- That's what I thought at your age. ♪

husband and wife on sat
Let's get out of work right now, and we'll go home with the needle!
What?
Oh, I'm sorry, I was wrong.
What?
She's not.
I was the one who made a mistake when I wrote that I was wrong.
We'll talk at home.
She's fucking!
It's garlic.
♪ She's hitting her head on the table ♪

The seven-year-old in the backpack, mom found a set of gardenomazo... There's a family council in the kitchen. Father: "Well, I understand it's useless to dig."

When a woman loves a man, she doesn't care how much he earns.
She cares how much she gets!

My husband says:
♪ You know our bride is cheating.
♪ Well, that's her problem.
- Yes, but she's cheating on our son.
- Well, it's his problem.
♪ Okay, but she's cheating on you.